Yes, I have been secretly stalking Seth Godin to get him to be an advisor to my company. I haven't had much luck getting his attention. So, I stole his shoes and am now putting them on ebay to be sold to the highest bidder. I feel he owes it to me - all that time I have been fighting the long tail to get his attention. Somebody has to pay for that.
Sorry Seth.
(Yes, this is a joke. I'd put up a fake ebay auction (or maybe a website for an offline auction, but I don't have the time. Background 1, Short Background at Susan Mernit's blog.)
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